Sunday, February 28, 2010

Get that fucking Korean piece of shit away from my driveway

Someone parked a beaten up old Hyundai in front of my house last week. It made me feel violent. I seriously wanted to smash the car; not sure what that was all about. It was a little bit over my driveway which pissed me off too. I would have beat some DAK up if he had gotten into his car and said, "Solly" to me for his transgression.

Bored today. Went for my morning run. Cleaned the outside of both sides of the house. I am getting ready for a business trip to Arizona. I will drive the Porsche there. I'll take a shitload of pictures and show you when I get back.

I helped an old woman push her...whatever those mini cars are that look like the Mini Morris from Austin Powers...up the block and gave her my parking space. Some high school kids joined in. Her transmission fluid was either gone or her transmission was fucked cause it would not move in first or second gear. We parked her car and she was sobbing. I gave her a hug. She called AAA.
Do something nice for someone if only because no one else will do it. It's good karma. But don't do it for Koreans...they wont say thank you or even appreciate it. That's so pathetic. Open a door for a Korean sometime. They'll walk through the door like you are the fucking bellhop.

2 comments:

  1. Run out there with a golf club, screaming "This is what happens when you fuck stranger in the ass!"

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  2. In Korean: "Go away."
    "Oh...haha..you speak Korean?"
    "yes, get your car away from my house."
    "Are you the english teacher?"
    "No. Do you work in a massage parlor? As I know, most Korean women in the US work in a massage parlor."

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