Friday, February 26, 2010

Cry have been victimized again

The same judge who disqualified Kim, Dong-sung in Salt Lake in 2002 just DQed the Korean team from the Gold they thought they had won in women's 3000 short track. I feel so sorry for believe me, right?

Koreans will never be better than Ono at speedskating. As a matter of fact, Koreans are not even good at short track; it's just that they are good at pushing, shoving, and jumping the queue...the fact that they are on skates comes in a distant 2nd. Koreans will never be as cool as Apolo Anton Ono. He is not fit to stand on the podium with you, that dickhead said? You couldn't even hold this guy's soul patch, my kimchee-fueled friend. This is the most decorated Winter Olympian in the history of the Winter Olympics. Only a Korean would say that about the podium nand Ono.

Everyone be careful out in Korea today. Koreans are gonna be pissed. They have yet another reason to hate foreigners. They actually enjoy the kind of pain that comes with playing the victim; but it brings out their 화병, too. Hwa Byung is a Korean word for Anger Sickness. It is just one more of the national mental illnesses that Koreans all suffer from. It is that anger than flashes over them and they cannot control it...much similar to a 3 year old having a temper tantrum.

You are a target in Korea for a multitude of things: staring, sex, inappropriate touching, cheating, stupid questions, instant friendship, and violence. They are pissed. I predict more aggressive behavior towards foreigners for a few weeks. Exercise caution.


  1. Nah, Kim Yuna's victory will put the whole nation into a state of post-coital bliss....

  2. You are right, of course. And Koreans are every bit the poor winners as the poor losers.

  3. Well, they've already started with the bomb threats.

    I'm waiting for the riots.

  4. What bomb threats? Please expain. What happened?

  5. Korean arrested for bomb threat on Australian embassy in Seoul:

    Koreans really do know what good sportsmanship is all about: BOMB THREATS.

  6. I have the video of them cheating at a taekown do match at the South East Asian games. And guess what it was a Korean Ref that helped.