Monday, July 12, 2010
Lost in California
This hot chick's last post was on the wives' tales/uneducated/miseducted/ignorant/try-cause-someone-told-me things that Koreans will say.
http://acowgirlinkorea.blogspot.com/
Well put, but I would like to add how all Koreans are the Borg...it is like they are all preprogramed with response and comments...yes, all of them. Amongst the things that all Koreans know with metaphisical certainty:
-Korean food is too spicy for you
-You are incapable of understanding Korean "culture"
-You dont speak Korean
Etc.....
What was the point of the post? Oh yah, you're stoned.
I do not, any longer, feel that California is home to me. What it is home to includes a whole lotta people who are not like me. No one speaks English here anymore. Unemployment exceeds 10%.
I am bored now with this post.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Korean idiot of the week
Job Title:
English native teachers
Located at:
Gwangyang (South Korea)
Vacancy:
5 or more
Salary:
$2000000 KRW
Requisites:
English native with Bachelor Degree and higher
Required fields of expertise: ESL/EFL Details:Must have a Legal Working status for South Korea to apply!www.thepengee.com. Round air ticket. Housing. Assisting Health Insurance and Pension. Severance added. 7-32days Vacation. Bar with Aliens, Espresso, Shopping Mall.
Fucking retards
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Stocks are up, pants are down
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
No one reads this piece of shit anymore
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Get that fucking Korean piece of shit away from my driveway
Friday, February 26, 2010
Cry Koreans....you have been victimized again
Koreans will never be better than Ono at speedskating. As a matter of fact, Koreans are not even good at short track; it's just that they are good at pushing, shoving, and jumping the queue...the fact that they are on skates comes in a distant 2nd. Koreans will never be as cool as Apolo Anton Ono. He is not fit to stand on the podium with you, that dickhead said? You couldn't even hold this guy's soul patch, my kimchee-fueled friend. This is the most decorated Winter Olympian in the history of the Winter Olympics. Only a Korean would say that about the podium nand Ono.
Everyone be careful out in Korea today. Koreans are gonna be pissed. They have yet another reason to hate foreigners. They actually enjoy the kind of pain that comes with playing the victim; but it brings out their 화병, too. Hwa Byung is a Korean word for Anger Sickness. It is just one more of the national mental illnesses that Koreans all suffer from. It is that anger than flashes over them and they cannot control it...much similar to a 3 year old having a temper tantrum.
You are a target in Korea for a multitude of things: staring, sex, inappropriate touching, cheating, stupid questions, instant friendship, and violence. They are pissed. I predict more aggressive behavior towards foreigners for a few weeks. Exercise caution.